Thursday, March 16, 2023

"I had to question the mermaids. What were you doing while I was working?"

Tuesday night, when Texas A&M - Corpus Christi defeated Southeast Missouri State in a play-in game, Dean Donuts or whoever exclaimed it was "their first tournament win in school history!"  Which...is it really?!  I mean, it's a play-in game.  That's like saying

A) "I'm still giving up donuts for lent but they were in the break room so..."

B) "Yeah, but those first 2 beers were at home before we went to the bar."

C) "How many?  Well, I was in the kitchen when she was making the deviled eggs, so I tested...some."

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