Yep, this is real livin', ain't it? I told you ladies that we're gonna have a good time tonight. Pass me another Lone Star. (gulp) Yep. Say, uh, I think I've got some of those Fritos in the van. Have I showed you ladies the inside of the van? OK, just making sure. That's somethin', huh? Took me a while to get some of that carpet on the side but it's there. Pretty soon I'll be expanding the dash to get FM radio, too.
Funny you say that...but I've never seen Leon Russell. Everyone says I look like him, though. Hell, maybe he looks like ME! Haha! Yep. Can you see if the Rangers game is on? Oh yeah, they're playing tonight. Well, fuck it. We'll be busy then. This Bar-B-Q is going to be big time. Hope you girls like pork...I've got a good rub.
Huh? Yeah, there will be corn and stuff, too. I think Mary Anne is bringing some salad stuff or something. Maybe beans. You girls cook this stuff at your apartment? Haha. I bet. Any of you want another Lone Star? No, well, don't mind if I do. (gulp) Yep. So, Debbie, you and Pam been friends a long time? That's good. Hell, nothing like old friends around. At this Bar-B-Q, you're gonna meet Stan, he's one of my oldest friends. Shit, when we were kids we'd go up to Gunnar's Pass and catch bullfrogs all day. Scare the hell out my ma! Haha! Come on, it's a good joke. She was laughing by the end. You girls gotta loosen up. Y'all want another Lone Star? No? Come on, those've gotta be warm now. Here you go. Oh, I got the bottle opener, but, hold on. Yeah, I think it'll be in cans when Stan shows up.
Hey Stan! How the hell are you, son of a bitch! Hahaha! And Mary Anne, lookin' good again. I'd like y'all to meet Debbie and Pam. Yeah, they live down the street. Met them at a block party. Doesn't Pam look like Rhoda? That TV show? See! I told you. Hey, let me get you two a beer. Huh? Oh, you got the Styrofoam cooler. Didn't see that. Well shit, toss me a cold one. Debbie? Pam? Oh yeah, just got you those. Well, we fire up the coals?
This grilled corn is great. What'd y'all think of the pork? Yeah? Hell, it's no problem. Glad to do it for such good friends. And hey, Debbie, Pam, I can make this for you anytime. I can grill other stuff, too! Shit, that reminds me, Stan, you remember when we had to go into Dallas cause Fred was trading crops and he...HAHA! Oh, you girls should have seen it. In fact, we were on KVIL. Did you hear us? Yeah...it was in March. Oh man, I gotta get another beer. Stan, I'll get you one. Ladies? You sure?
Oh man...you girls...you girls are great. I mean...I'm glad you came. Hey, you don't gotta go now. I can take you back in the van. Shit, I'm fine. No, you guys get in the back. I'll take you home. I mean...I'll be in there in a second, just gotta go in the woods for a sec.
There, feelin' good now. Shit, got the belts on and everything, you are ready to go? OK...yep. Well, we gotta do this again soon. I love seein' both of you. And you gotta know it's good for me to be seen with such pretty girls. Come here, girls. Wait, come on now. Well...ah right. I just wanna say...lemme say something. You girls are beautiful. Ok. All right, see ya!
Yep.
Funny you say that...but I've never seen Leon Russell. Everyone says I look like him, though. Hell, maybe he looks like ME! Haha! Yep. Can you see if the Rangers game is on? Oh yeah, they're playing tonight. Well, fuck it. We'll be busy then. This Bar-B-Q is going to be big time. Hope you girls like pork...I've got a good rub.
Huh? Yeah, there will be corn and stuff, too. I think Mary Anne is bringing some salad stuff or something. Maybe beans. You girls cook this stuff at your apartment? Haha. I bet. Any of you want another Lone Star? No, well, don't mind if I do. (gulp) Yep. So, Debbie, you and Pam been friends a long time? That's good. Hell, nothing like old friends around. At this Bar-B-Q, you're gonna meet Stan, he's one of my oldest friends. Shit, when we were kids we'd go up to Gunnar's Pass and catch bullfrogs all day. Scare the hell out my ma! Haha! Come on, it's a good joke. She was laughing by the end. You girls gotta loosen up. Y'all want another Lone Star? No? Come on, those've gotta be warm now. Here you go. Oh, I got the bottle opener, but, hold on. Yeah, I think it'll be in cans when Stan shows up.
Hey Stan! How the hell are you, son of a bitch! Hahaha! And Mary Anne, lookin' good again. I'd like y'all to meet Debbie and Pam. Yeah, they live down the street. Met them at a block party. Doesn't Pam look like Rhoda? That TV show? See! I told you. Hey, let me get you two a beer. Huh? Oh, you got the Styrofoam cooler. Didn't see that. Well shit, toss me a cold one. Debbie? Pam? Oh yeah, just got you those. Well, we fire up the coals?
This grilled corn is great. What'd y'all think of the pork? Yeah? Hell, it's no problem. Glad to do it for such good friends. And hey, Debbie, Pam, I can make this for you anytime. I can grill other stuff, too! Shit, that reminds me, Stan, you remember when we had to go into Dallas cause Fred was trading crops and he...HAHA! Oh, you girls should have seen it. In fact, we were on KVIL. Did you hear us? Yeah...it was in March. Oh man, I gotta get another beer. Stan, I'll get you one. Ladies? You sure?
Oh man...you girls...you girls are great. I mean...I'm glad you came. Hey, you don't gotta go now. I can take you back in the van. Shit, I'm fine. No, you guys get in the back. I'll take you home. I mean...I'll be in there in a second, just gotta go in the woods for a sec.
There, feelin' good now. Shit, got the belts on and everything, you are ready to go? OK...yep. Well, we gotta do this again soon. I love seein' both of you. And you gotta know it's good for me to be seen with such pretty girls. Come here, girls. Wait, come on now. Well...ah right. I just wanna say...lemme say something. You girls are beautiful. Ok. All right, see ya!
Yep.
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